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The woman named Shantel that lives in my head and gives me advice. She sometimes gets in fights with me, but in the end, we get along juuuuuuuuust fine.
Me: Inner Sassy Black Woman, I'm thinking about stealing some liquor to have fun with my friends.
ISBW: Damn son! That's whack! You betta not take no liqour or I'm gonna smack yo white narra ass back to Compton!
Me: Thanks ISBW! What would I do without you?
ISBW: I don't know, foo! Jus stay in line, and no niggas gonna get hurt, ya hear!
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A disease that is prevalent in good looking women as a result of getting used to men doing things for them. The disease makes them lazy, gives them a sense of always expecting guys to do things for them, and a sense of knowing they can get away with inappropriate behavior. The disease also causes them to act inconsiderate to men since they know they can get away with it because of their looks.
Every girl at work spends one hour every Friday afternoon to write up their weekly report except Lisa. Any of the guys at work are glad to do it for her since she is so good looking. She know she will never have to write the report because she has Good Looking Woman Disease.
Jodi, who has Good Looking Woman Disease, got an A on the group project although she didn't do any of the work. Tom, Brian, and Tim asked her to be in their group because she is good looking and they did her share of the work.
Tammy was 30 minutes late for her date. She has Good Looking Woman disease and does not respect people's time.
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When a white female bodied person realizes that what they said was blatantly racist and begins to panic, defend said statement and cry until she has garnered sympathy and pity for her plight purely by virtue of social love of milky white skin and the ideal of white barbie womanhood
white woman: i say the n word all the time because it makes me closer to black people.
poc: thats pretty racist
white woman: i cant be racist! Im a lesbian! *insert disarming white woman tears*
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Also known as Caroline, but commonly known as Mr. Sister Woman's Sister, The assistant manager of the Mr. Sister woman Religion (advises Mr. Sister Woman on who should or should not be in the Mr. Sister Woman Religion, etc.) (Mr. Sister Woman being the superior being to all living things on earth) Mr. Sister Woman's sister is generally a very fun and energetic person. Could be considered the second most superior human on earth.
Mr. Sister Woman's Sister rejected Pierce into the Mr. Sister Woman Religion!
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Hollins to bed. Sweet Briar to wed. RMWC girls go Pre-med. If Hollins and Sweet Briar had a threesome with Einstein at Hampden-Sydney, they would have a baby called Randolph-Macon Woman's College. This baby would wear Lilly Pulitzer, pearls, rainbows, carry Vera Bradley to every class, and have the most recent knowledge of feminist culture as well as art, science, and literature. She also would be caught lurking in the woods at night wearing black robes and bandanas creating all sorts of mischief (some call witchcraft), but really, she lost her sororities in the 70s because civil rights were more important. Also, she would be split between three personalities: the confused hippy bisexual, the trophy wife heterosexual, and the banner waving lesbian.
HSC boy: Why are RMWC girls the best?
HSC boy 2: Because they know what "nantucket red" is, and they think it's retarded that we would care about such a material thing?
HSC boy: Yes.(Hand me another beer.)Plus, not only are they smarter in the classroom than any other girls, they're smarter in bed.
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When your ass only opens up for one man.
Digraj: I'm a one man woman
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Woman diagnosed with this syndrome will post on Facebook, Twitter, or any social site possible to state the trouble in finding "Real Men," usually putting them all in the "Friend Zone" and dating all "Jerks."
(Girl broke up a week ago)
Posts Images, Captions, and Statuses bashing her ex and other males.
FB Status Example: "Where are the good men at? Seriously!"
Girl 1: "I dont think there's any out there! Ummm"
Girl 2: "Well there isnt very many around here!"
Guy: "Problem is women look for different dogs with the same fleas. There are plenty of us out there. Did you check the friend zone?"
Girl 1: "Nah, thats not right. I can't think any of those guys as more than friends. Cherish their friendship too much."
Guy: "You sound like you have HWS (Hypocrite Woman Syndrome)"
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