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Overrated loser who never deserved the Heisman and who is a massive pussy and won't take a hit like a man.
Umpire: Who's that bitch all covered in turf with his faceguard smashed in?
Ref: That's that bitch-ass Sam Bradford
Umpire: True.
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A gorgeous specimen who was a contestant on the UK's Big Brother 11.
Although Sam didn't win the show he was definitely the funniest and has the most fame since it's finish.
Sam makes youtube videos and has been recognised to become a partner. He is also on twitter and has the most followers out of all past Big Brother contestants.
Make sure you subscribe to and follow him.
You won't regret it, he is fucking hilarious and is absolutely gorgeoussssss.
Do you know who Sam Pepper is?
Obviously. He's fucking amazing.
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a crazy desies that samantha passes on when she savagly attacked a person befor she died she used to be a kid who got staight As and used to kick Every ones ass in cs. AND WHEN SHE GETS TICKED OFF SHE WILL KICK YOUR ASS LIKE CRAZY AND. and shes really good at stealing
SIGNS OF THE DESIESE
out of control fighting
out of controlle stealing
out of control bitting
racial fighting
desire of watchin people bleed
(WHEN SHE WAS ALIVE)
1:man that sam wooped my ass
2:boy:or ay do u now that sam
Girl:yeah she kick my ass at school
Boy: yeah she kick my ass in cs it was hella sad
4:man that bryen kid pulled a sam on me it was crazy
man the crazy person gave me the sam desiese by bitting me uncontrolably
docter: sorry your child got the daieses
mom: wut is it
Doctoer: she got sam alosis
man that cracker got his ass kicked bay a crazy black man who gots the sam
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a term of unknown origin meaning a couple in which the boy (sam) loves the girl (kendall) more than the girl (kendall) loves the boy (sam)
Dude, did you see those two at prom, they're totally sam and kendall.
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A non-Jewish Middle Eastern-American who bends over backwards to prove how American he is. Derived from "Uncle Tom."
Mo's indie rock friend #1: Did you see Mo get all weird when we introduced him to that hot Syrian chick?
#2: I know, as soon as she asked him what "Mo" was short for, he turned as red as a twice-used maxi pad.
#1: For real! I had to tell her it was short for "Mohamed."
#2: When will he realize "Mo" is the toupee of all nicknames?
#1: (scoffs) I love him more than I love Guided By Voices, but he's such an Uncle
Sam.
Exeunt
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The act of a homosexual defecating in a womans vagina so he can pretend shes a man .
A priest performed a SAM HARRIS on a young girl last night as he had run out of boys
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A man who will bring a woman to his bush. Notorious for getting extremely drunk, passing out in bushes, and listening to his neighbor have sex.
Did you see Sam White at the party yesterday?
No he was already passed out when I got there.
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