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I walked in on jimmy pulling the chicken.
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Best food in the world found at burger king.
Oh my geebers chicken fries are the best in the world
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when managers defer payment for something hoping for funding from another departments budget. From the Dilbert cartoon
Dilbert: Did you fund the infrastructure project yet?
Pointy Haired Boss: Nope, I'm playing budget chicken with the Director of Operations. I'm hoping that his department needs the infrastructure more than we do. If I can bluff him into funding the project with his budget instead of mine, I win.
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The act of penetrating another's anus, while proceeding to pour a liquid concrete mixture inside of said anus, letting it dry, and attempting to pull out.
That concrete chicken really left me shitting bricks.
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Chicken Crap is what you get when you’re not allowed to say Chicken Shit
2011 Incoming Speaker of the House, John Boehner, used the words "Chicken Crap" instead of "Chicken Shit" to reporters in Congress because he didn’t want to use unacceptable slang.
Congress is full of Bull Shit, and they are a bunch of Chicken Shits. Excuse me, I meant to say, "Congress is full of Bull Crap, and they are a bunch of Chicken Craps."
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Cobra Chickens are Canadian Geese who are COBRA CHICKENS that attack people🤗
Canadian person: "OMG GET AWAY ITS A COBRA CHICKEN"
Mexican person: "what? it's just a bird, what is a Cobra Chicken anyways?"
Canadian person: "ITS A CANADIAN GOOSE get away! us Canadians call it Cobra Chickens because they are terrifying!"
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When a man nuts on a girl, and then throws spaghetti and chicken on her face to resemble Chicken Alfredo.
Person 1: Dude I heard you piped that chick last night.
Person 2: Yeah I gave her my Chicken Alfredo
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