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We’re having Otter Lake steak for supper tonight.
Usually in context of a sexual joke, but can be done with simple procedures. Like so - stuff a woman's vagina with Mentos, then using a funnel to pour Coka-Cola, Pepsi, or any other carbonated beverage that will fizz and/or explode within her, watch the show and eat a nice movie snack such as popcorn.
Last night my girlfriend said she wanted a Lake Erie Monster, so I had to restock my cabinet with some pop(soda).
A decent school with shitty people. 7th graders vaping in the bathroom getting caught the first week of school. emo ppl left and right. wanna be gang bangers. pe teacher is a pedophile, and the normal people there isn’t a lot of them tho. “ fake fighting is still fighting” vice principal
oh your kids go to shasta lake middle school how did they turn out
a high school located in katy texas, or more notably, a shithole. go here if you want people to ridicule your perfectly average grades and if you want pedophiliac teachers harassing you. this school sucks ass, dont listen to the niche ratings or the "wow, seven lakes is a top tier school!". do NOT come here, because everyone is fake as shit and narcissistic.
class of 2026
(sophomore)
~lia
boy: man im so glad i dont go to seven lakes high school.
girl: i know right? i think i'd kill myself if i went there.
it’s basically where all the mormons go in utah for spring break, fall break, etc. they take some cute pics sometimes if they are cool and post some cringe instagram posts with cringe captions. OCCASIONALLY some unmormon people go there. but it’s kinda rare. the place looks kinda cool but it’s for the mormons
“where are you going for spring break”
mormon kid “Lake Powell!!!!!!!” *the exclamation marks play a key rule in this bc that’s how they talk and how they are social media*
“oh ofc, i was gonna go there once... but”
“Why didn’t you go ????? It is so fun and cool!!!!!!!”
“it’s for the mormons”
*oHHHH my gaWwd how dAAre they say that about my relIIIgion!!!!!!!😡😡😡”
The lake 80 miles to Santa Fe that Dean Summerwind referred to in his single "Parked out by the Lake"
What lake is he parked out by?
I checked Google Maps, it seems to be Lake Isabel.