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The forceful insertion of a female's middle finger into the unsuspecting and soon to be bewildered poop cave of her man.
After being choke-fucked in the laundrymat, Jill retaliated with a long stem rose.
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1. To be high all day
2. Always up in the air
3. All day in the clouds
Tim: "Yo wassup madude. Where you been at?"
Danny: "Player. I been on dat long flight...always above cruising altitude, alll day, all night brabra"
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Okay, the people who said all those negative things on Long Island is, one word: WRONG.
I'm not saying Long Island is all that, not at all. It's the southeastern part of NY, so no, it's not upstate, or NYC. I wouldn't have to say this, but just in case you don't know your geography. Nassau and Suffolk counties are pretty much what makes up the official Long Island region. It's a homeland to many famous celebrities you probably wouldn't expect of used to live or currently still live here. The Hamptons and the beaches are so beautiful and a place you wouldn't want to forget. Schools are amazing and are often known for it's prestigious honor in certain subjects or departments of strength. People... are just people everywhere else, they can be nice, generous, or a complete and total fag. No places are considered "ghetto" here.. Really. But there are some towns that consist of constant robberies, bad schools and just an awful reputation in general. There's a difference, though, between North Shore and South Shore. To my opinion, North Shore is a billion times better based on the environment - better for a lifestyle while the South Shore is.. A better place to chill in the summer. If you love NYC but hate living in the crowded places, Long Island is a great place to start. Distance runs from 20 minutes to about an hour and a half when using any type of transportation. Don't walk, you'll never get there.
Long Island, NY is your kinda place
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Hey! That imposter is imitating the moves from my Drunken Master movie. I'm going to show him who the REAL master is.
One thing I don't need are bastards like Lei Wu Long ruining my reputation.
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just another word for infinite yanno?
“hey whats another word for infinity?”
“uhhhh forever long time”
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A girthy meat rod that belongs to a Strong Islander
" Darla said that we were out of sausage, and I told her that I got plenty a Long Island sausage right here!"
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The act of suckling on titties for a long period of time. Typically 15 mins. However, certain circumstances allow for up to 30mins.
Bob went to the nudie bar and gave a long titty suck to an exotic dancer. But because of his outward appearance and charm, he was allowed an additional 15mins at no additional charge, totaling only $130 in cost!
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