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Alright men. Y’all gotta hear it.
We all know a tow truck or you are one.
If you’re called a tow truck, you act like one.
Your a sad member of our species who can only pull girls from the streets.
And you head downtown often, you probably live there.
This can be women too however, but it’s much less common.
‘Baby you’re not a player you’re just a tow truck, im not gonna smash.”
*and then you get left on read*
Where you duck down underneath someone and then thrust upwards into their anus using your head. Like a truck.-Alex Ennis
Im going to duck and truck ye first born
A slang term that means to have sex with someone.
Rob: Are you guys gonna crank the truck tonight?
Bob: Yep... we're gonna crank the truck all night.
Those Freight cars from Thomas the tank engine who would always kamikaze themselves just to get payback at a engine that slightly annoyed them
but the troublesome trucks pushed thomas down the hill
You've been struck by a SMOOTH TRUCK,it kills smoothly.
Seen driving around Tigard with a beevy of twerkers in the back.
Omg twerk truck sighting in Twitter!