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A fart left in an empty elevator for future occupants to experience.
Some smart-ass left a Cincinnati air freshener in the elevator at work this morning. 38 floors I had to go up with that stench.
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As a verb, this is when an individual uses the theme from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air as a lead-in to a story or conversation, often a bad one. This is akin to the idea of the Bel Air, but instead lulls the listener into a false sense of security then drops the bomb on their head. This concept was first found in the webcomic xkcd, #464, entitled RBA.
This is how a Reverse Bel Air should work:
Girl: Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you about how I became uncertain about our relationship. I think you just like having a girlfriend, it doesn't matter who. I think we should break up.
Guy: ...wait, seriously?
Girl: Yeah.
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Underwear that has been dipped in water to be worn by itself while sitting in front of an electric fan.
Tom said it was so hot yesterday that he had to put on his Redneck Air Conditioner.
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A technique used by Plant Managers to divert Regulators from identifying that they are fucking idiots.
Regulator: "I believe that the Management decisions at this plant are suspect and I'm going to investigate this more."
Plant Manager: "Frank (licensing grunt), Hang an Air Freshener....quick!"
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Mexican yard man with a gas powerd leaf-blower.
"I can't hear you, the Mexican Air Force is on maneuvers in my back yard. Let me call you back."
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Hey, You Wanna Put One In The Air, I Gotta Gram Of Mids
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N. a fart left in an elevator for future occupants to enjoy
"phew it stinks in here i think that guy before me left a cincinatti air freshener in the elevator"
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