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You crush eggs in your hand and masterbate.
She skipped breakfast so I made her a egg handwich.
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A daft egg is an individual who does something stupid or laughable and is kindly and affectionately laughed at by their friends.
Friend 1: "Did you hear, he fell down a toilet?"
Friend 2: "No, that is so funny"
Daft Egg: "Yeah, it was pretty funny"
Friend 2: "You are such a daft egg"
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A Time Egg is a Time Traveling Device that freezes time and temporarily halts the space-time continuum to perform a certain task usually replacing people, objects, or events depending on the situation to alter certain or particular events that have already happened. The reason being is to change history or achieve greater goals that are impossible to use without the device.
In Chrono Trigger, Gaspar the Guru of Time along with Spekkio allowed the time traveling heros to use the time egg to halt time, replace Crono with the clone, and save Crono.
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Cracking an egg in someone's ass, then fucking them so hard it scrambles
I totally gave Stephanie a Royal Egg on Saturday
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a homosexual practice involving resting ones testicles on the testicles of another, usually in a non-sexual circumstance.
My boyfriend and I were watching tv together in the nude, so we put our eggs in a basket.
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Females within a solar eclipse's path of totality undergo a cosmically-induced ovulation process triggered at moment of full totality. The egg generated during this totality ovulation process is known as the totality egg.
I fertilized Mary's totality egg and she gave birth to a shadow baby
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