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Eastern European open air market where amateur porn directors go to find new talent. These aspiring stars are inexperienced and usually unattractive women but are known to give incredible head jobs for just a few Euros and the promise of future parts in mainstream porn. The selection of aspiring porn actresses are often withered drug users and past their sexual prime much like the rotten vegetables found in a Polish farm market.
Hey Baby, I am making a movie and you are so beautiful. Would you like to make some easy money and try out this Polish Salad Bar for the camera back at my hotel?
The act or feeling of being banned from a bar when one is too drunk, used in other forms not referring to the original literal definition
Guy 1 "I'm gonna go talk her"
Guy 2 "I dare ya"
Guy 1 "Hey, what's your digits?"
Hottie "In your dreams"
Guy 2 "Man you got barred out"
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A girl or woman who spends entirely too much time admiring people from a far with out the intent to introduce herself
Damn Mickey been at bar all day long and aint never left that stool...
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The notorious neighborhood gay biker bar in the Police Academy movies. Known for its rough crowd and famous waltz "El Bimbo" by Bimbo Jet
Cadat Barbara: Is there a party this weekend?
Cadat Mahoney: Yeah. Of course there is. Do you want to come?
Cadat Barbara: No I can't. Ahhh. I just need to know where it is. Sorry to be asking.
Cadat Mahoney: Then why are you asking?
Cadat Barbara: Some people want to know.
Cadat Mahoney: OK. Yeah. It's no big secret. It's at the Blue Oyster Bar on Howell
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Handles found in public washroom stalls to aid in defecation when dietary/stress factors make it an arduous task.
"I had to shit so bad, I ripped those constipation handle bars right out of the wall"
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"What are those, constipation bars?"
"Dude, they're for the handicapped..."
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A reference to Percy Jackson and The Titans Curse when Zoë Nightshade, Thalia Grace, Grover Underwood and Percy Jackson were at the Hoover Dam and were looking for the ‘dam snack bar’
We should find the dam snack bar.
The dam snack bar?
Yes, what is funny?
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When a beautiful woman gets so trashed she hooks up with a person she would never touch if she were sober.
Characteristics include that once sober the woman wants to vomit in an effort to purge herself of shame.
"Whoa, she's had too much to drink...you see that over there, that's about to be a Bahamian bar slide".
"Man after that tequila last night I totally Bahamian bar sled into that douche bag's bed".
"After Carla broke up with Jeff she went out and got so trashed she Bahamian bar sled all over town"