Murder Beef

Another word for a males penis when he is going to fuck a girls brains out.

After taking the wife out for a nice dinner and a movie I took her home and put her to sleep with the murder beef.

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beef up

Function: verb
To perform an act of masturbation with the intent of increasing flaccid penis length and girth

He felt it necessary to beef up before entering the crowded sauna without a towel.

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Beef Curtains

My girlfriends vagina... :(

Please dont remind me of my girlfriends nasty ass beef curtains...

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beef curtains

Jessica's enormous Labia

Foliot just paid for my abortion because I hit Jessica's beef curtains.

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beef curtains

A distant cousin to the "beef blinds"

-My beef blinds are very sweaty and stinky today!

-Her beef blinds were hanging loosely, flapping in the wind.

-Play with my beef blinds.

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beef curtains

The saggy outer lips of a womans minge.

"Have you seen Dave's mum's beef curtains?"
"Who hasn't? They're fucking awful"

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Where's the Beef

1. A phrase of introduction, a way to introduce yourself to a group fairly indistinct.
2. A tension-breaker in situations no-one's saying anything.
3. A way to ask where the 'action' is, ergo - where a party is being held.
4. An annoying catch-phrase.

A: "Hey, where's the beef?"
B: "STFU, n00b."
A: "I just asked whe..."
B: "OMG, u r gay."

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