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Blast Processing

Something that takes too long for its difficulty

Office worker 1: Yo, did you just remember that conference we had? It lasted 8 hours!

Office worker 2: Yeah, that was sooo Blast Processing

by cursed_boi_200iq November 13, 2020

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cake blasted

When a cake or piece of cake is smashed in the receivers face and they are then face-fucked.

"Hey, Kevin, where's my Entenmann's chocolate cake?"
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."

by Jamon IX October 3, 2013


Flap blasting

1: To blow excessive fat off of a body with a shotgun; usually referring but not limited to the fat of ones back.

2: To completely blow someone away with a shotgun.

Dude you got a 7 kill-streak flap blasting everyone with that SPAS-12!

by Metalvayne October 5, 2011


Soviet Army Blast

When a female is having sex with a group of Soviet Russian men at once and all the men ejaculate at the same time blasting her across the room rendering her unconscious for the next group of fellow comrades to get ready to have there turn.

SOLDIER 1: Comrade I’ve been looking all over for you where have you been we have been trying to set up infantry?

SOLDIER 2: We were busy Giving that blonde American girl a Soviet army blast

by Straightpipenation January 11, 2021


Hersey Blast

When a female shits in the males mouth. The male then puts the poop back in the girls anus

I got pink eye from that hersey blast last night

by Hersey blast April 20, 2017


scrotum blast

When you run up on a bitch and suffocate her with your scrotum

Me: Man I can't stand her she be getting on my nerves
Buddy: I know bro she needs to get scrotum blasted

by JohnRedcorn69 June 9, 2017


pearl blast

jizz, ejaculate, spooge, cum, to blow one's load, get rid of the baby batter,or otherwise squirt seminal fluid from the penis.

I pearl blasted all over her face and in her hair!

by mysticalbaby June 28, 2014