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boner rail

snorting coke off a hard cock

hey, you should have stayed at the bar after it closed. these sluts (and this guy) were totally doing boner rails.

by daathrules December 8, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


boner kill

something that occurs when an erection is put into a temporary coma like state after viewing anything repulsive

man you face is a total boner kill

by revadd April 16, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


stoner boner

when someone who's high gets really horny โ€ขgood vibe tribeโ€ข

(stoner boner)So one day we smokd & then we laid on the couch for awhile, then he took me to his room.I was sittin there & before I could react he grabd my ankles & yankd me down all in one motion so I was layin on my back & he got on top of me and startd kissin me.We startd to make out as his hands wanderd.He unhookd my bra & startd to feel my boobs undr my bra.He was startin to get hard & I could feel his boner through his sweat pants.He rippd my shirt off & startd kissin my neck. then I rolld over so I would be on top of him & I startd feelin up & down his muscular chest & chiseld abs.He took his shirt off as I movd down lowr to remove his sweat pants.I grippd his hard dick & startd to stroke him.Then I movd down & put his hard cock in my mouth & began to suck, hard.He moand as I put his cock deepr into my throat until he flippd me over so he would be on top again.He rippd my shorts off & startd fingerin me slowly & finally straddld me & enterd me.He startd thrustin, slowly then hardr & fastr.The whole bed was rockin back & forth as he thrustd himself deepr into me.Then he reachd down & startd rubbin my clit as he fuckd me.I screamd in pleasure & wrappd my legs around his waist.He never slowd his pace & kept fuckin me hardr as he movd my legs onto his shoulders & leand forward until my knees were on my chest & fuckd me until I cummd all over him.He put my legs back down & kept fuckin me until he cummd inside of me & collapsd on top of me, exhaustd.

by kittykat88 June 24, 2014

20๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


titanic boner

a boner that flops and inverts on its maiden voyage

jimmy:first... sex... is... grrreat
jill: huh what the...

both look at his dick

jimmy: its gone titanic

it has completely inverted

by me yes me not you ha ha ha December 8, 2004

18๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Negative Boner

When the zipper of a pair of shorts/pants concaves up producing the image of a boner instead of rising but collapsing into itself hence negative.

Nick: -points to me- Negative Boner!
Scott: LOL
Me: WTF Damn it ...

by P huNgy November 19, 2003

35๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


clam boner

A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.

I'm getting tipsy, I feel a clam boner comin' on!

by The Great Applebottom April 19, 2007

78๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


ego boner

the feeling one gets when his/her ego is boosted

I got an ego boner when Robbie told me my arms are bigger than his.

by Marshall Beagle October 5, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž