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V. -The act of dropping ones pants and pressing ones butt and balls against a piece of glass which is visible by a passerby.
N. -The result of this process is a "pressed fruit-bowl."
Linda was shocked when she looked at the car next to her only to see a pressed fruit-bowl staring back at her.
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when you place live fish inside your partners rectum and then proceed to have anal sex
Person A: did you hear that Jack and John had a teriyaki fish bowl last night.
Person B: WHAT?! thats fucking vile .
A rip of skin off your thumb by using a faulty bowling ball. Usually painful.
I got a bowling ball cut yesterday and it's still painful today.
The uncomfortable surprise of toilet bowl water splashing upward against your genitals because your feces hit the surface like a meteor.
Today I had the worst case of toilet bowl blowback. Like my poop hit the Yucatan and killed dozens of toilet dinos bad. Sploosh.
The last bowl of marijuana (or any drugs to be places into a bowl and smoked) packed just before a person (or group of people) leaves someone's place of residence or other place where said drugs were being smoked. Usually as a last minute thought before the people leave.
Yinz want to smoke a celebratory departure bowl before you go?
WHAT YOU DO IS STAND A HOT CHICK ON HER HEAD STRETCH HER SNATCH SUPER WIDE THEN POUR IN SOME FRUIT LOOPS THEN FILL IT FULL OF MILK AND WHILE SHE BLOWS YOU YOU EAT THE CEREAL WITH A SPOON THATS A NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL BABY
MAN SHES SO FUCKN HOT I WANT TO GIVE HER A NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL!
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When you are taking a shit and your dick touches the cold porcelain at the front of the toilet, causing discomfort and in the case of public toilets, absolute disgust.
Best referred to as "TBD" in mixed company.
I was taking a shit and I got toilet bowl dick again.
Man the toilets in the mens washroom here are just terrible for TBD.
FUCKING TBD!!
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