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To have Herpes,
Tyrone drove over Mindy's speed bumps at a high rate of speed which caused his exhaust pipe to have an outbreak two months later
Kid who got hit by a car 5 feet from his house on a 2 lane road.
"I seen some crazy shit today kid got turned into a speed bump"
In a Skating rink, there are many speed bumps. Or in other words, small children. We call them that because
1. you don’t wanna hit them (most of the time)
2. But they get your way
3. And you hit them
There’s so many little fuckin speed bumps at the rink today
A bump in the road that fuckers like to drive their fucking cars fast over
He drove over the speed bump as fast as he could and he got pulled over by the police.
Speedbumping is the sexual act of the penis holder lying on top of the recipient and fucking them with their ass posing as a speed bump
Let’s speed bump!
To talk hot shit over yo phone/tablet/computer keyboard
Brianna: im deadass sick of Jasmine keyboard bumping
Angel: dead da shit, tell her to send the addy
The "diamonds" of compressed skin and fat that occurs when an obese person lies on a hammock, similar to a pork loin wrapped in string
Look at the plumpa-bumps on that fat bitch on the hammock. Someone should throw some rosemary sprigs on her and toss her in the oven.