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Speed bumps

To have Herpes,

Tyrone drove over Mindy's speed bumps at a high rate of speed which caused his exhaust pipe to have an outbreak two months later

by Dr.mud September 30, 2023


Speed bump

Kid who got hit by a car 5 feet from his house on a 2 lane road.

"I seen some crazy shit today kid got turned into a speed bump"

by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018


Speed bump

A bump in the road that fuckers like to drive their fucking cars fast over

He drove over the speed bump as fast as he could and he got pulled over by the police.

by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 12, 2017


Speed bump

Speedbumping is the sexual act of the penis holder lying on top of the recipient and fucking them with their ass posing as a speed bump

Let’s speed bump!

by Galasika March 8, 2024


plumpa-bumps

The "diamonds" of compressed skin and fat that occurs when an obese person lies on a hammock, similar to a pork loin wrapped in string

Look at the plumpa-bumps on that fat bitch on the hammock. Someone should throw some rosemary sprigs on her and toss her in the oven.

by Mmmbrainz May 13, 2015


mayonnaise knuckle bump

When two bros go to knuckle bump each other and one has knowingly left ejaculation on his fist.

Ben: Hey brotha, what’s up? *offers knuckle forth for knuckle bump*

Chad: no man, I’m good, looks you got that mayonnaise knuckle bump there…

by JessaCali September 10, 2023


Bottle Bumping

The action when ones self is about to ejaculate and then thi persons female goes to leh cock and he ejaculates in thi woman's mouth

Guy:Babe I'm about to cum
Girl:OK I'll start bottle Bumping

by 1_Dakita_07 January 9, 2021