When you take a couples camping trip to the middle of no where and he proceeds to bind and restrain you. Then you are blindfolded and he calls his mates out from hiding and they proceed to gangbang you. They do not speak, and they choose which hole they want next. This continues until everyone releases in and on you. His mates proceed to silently leave, and then you are unbound. This may repeat each day you are out camping. You are not allowed to inquire who was in the gangbang.
My boyfriend took me Aussie Camping this weekend and I'm still dripping cum.
Or
We went Aussie Camping nine months ago so I don't know who the father is yet.
AKA A titty wank
A guy named Willy at the foot of two large mountains
She gave me the best base camp Willy last night
Idk this is the Worst School I woud Rather Eat ass that has Just used the restroom
Fortnite Duos? is the Best Thing # Camp Ernst Middle School Nigga What
This is the best place in the world everybody wants to be here no matter what jake says there are really cool people there like Charlie, Spencer, and Brett
Brett: Camp Shenandoah is the best camp ever
Charlie: I agree!
A Horrible horror movie franchise about a killer transvestite fuck pretending to be both Jason and Pamela Voorhees in one person.
Guy 1: Hey Shandin, you watch Sleepaway Camp?
Shandin: No, I hate that movie, it couldn't find anything other to do then copy a good horror franchise.
Robert Hiltzik needed to think of something else.
A place where exemplary individuals who are musically inclined go to hone their skills on the traditional instrument called the "piano". It is often a source of embarrassment for those who attend, although they get a great sense of accomplishment out of the great leaps forward they make in their musical talent.
Hey Jeff, wanna go up to the lake today?" "Naw sorry man, I have Piano Camp
A place where kids go to learn about all the fun stuff that goes on while being a nazi. The kid will learn about important stuff like shooting, executing Jews, and most importantly burning books.
Kyle: I’m going to nazi camp
Henry: oh I can’t go to that I’m Jewish
*10 weeks later*
Kyle: Henry get out of the attic
Henry: oh finally your back (gets shot)