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This is when you randomly call people you don't know on FB messenger like a fucking loser. This will not get you laid, this is cringey and pathetic.
DON'T DO THIS!
This guy kept trying to Booty Cold Call my girl last night like a creep.
if your name has ever been cold rain in a video game, you are cursed for life.
you seem cursed bro, do you have cold rain syndrome?
An alcoholic drink, to make it, add one part Budweiser, one part Pabst Blue Ribbon, a splash of vanilla extract, topped off with a scoop of your favorite ice cream, make sure you smash something made of glass before drinking for maximum effect
Why the hell doesn't Friendly's serve Cold Stone Stunners!?
we all know the fishy cold place but apparently it is called some weird name like Sweden or something.
nerdy person: wait Where'd you get your chair from
normal person: oh from the fishy cold placee shop
nerdy person : where??
normal person: the one that begins with I and ends with a I think
nerdy person: oh IKEA??
normal person : yeah the fishy cold placee shop?
nerdy person: that's Swedish
normal person: huh?
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A Cold Cup of Jones is a cold beverage in a coffee cup. It's milk with a few scoops of coffee ice cream blend together, topped with whip cream with blue sprinkles on top.
It's a hot day today. Whenever I feel hot, tired and thirsty, I make myself a nice Cold Cup of Jones.
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Possibly one of the greatest kiss ideas ever contrived. If one's boyfriend/girlfriend gets cold easily, and you happen to notice this while holding their hand during a romantic excursion, proceed to inquire whether they are cold. If the answer is yes, proceed to kissing them on the line of the jaw near their ear. Rinse and repeat as you kiss them on the cheek , jaw, and neck, all the while progressively getting closer to their lips. Kiss them with as much skill as you possess in a romantic way without going into full make-out mode. Once done, ask them "Sooo, are you cold now?". Congradulations, you've just executed the cutest kiss on the planet. All standard issue procedures such as a breath mint, good atmosphere, etc. still apply.
OMG! my boyfriend just did The "Are You Cold?" Kiss on me! it was soooooooooo cute. he's the most thoughtful boyfriend ever
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Simply, a cold tough woman, especially one who leads men on, have their fun and then ditch them. Also, it's the title of a 2004 hit by the band Jet, which hails from Down Under.
Ami keeps leading Keith on, they're both blitzed, but she's gonna get all she can from him and then drop him like a rock. She's a cold hard bitch.
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