moo cow cunt

A fat ugly fake ass greedy dirty stinky sweaty grimy bitch who thinks she's the shiznit and is too much of a pussy to be real.

That WENDY is a MOO COW CUNT

Does TAMIKIA know shes a MOO COW CUNT

That MOO COW CUNT is a rug muncher

T, Im not sitting next to that MOO COW CUNT, she has herpes!

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Cow chop

Two dumb morons ( Alex(ImmortalHD) and (James,Uberhaxornova) that used to play minecraft now create a subtle youtube channel that is more garbage than the two of them combined.

Dude1: Hey, did you see their cow chops new video?
Dude2: What are you doing in my house

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Wisconsin Cow Pie

The act of deficating on a person's chest then squishing it with your buttocks.

-Have you ever gotten a Wisconsin Cow Pie?
-No?
-Then you've never been in Milwaukee.

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cow piss game

a game where 2 men stand 5 feet away from each other, and the first person 2 piss into the others mouth wins a blowjob from a cow.

man: ive one the cow piss game!
man: lucky fuck|!

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Chocolate milk cow

The brown cow that makes chocolate milk instead of plain milk

I’m going to milk the chocolate milk cow.

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holy cow monkeys

An alternative to cursing.

Holy cow monkeys, did you see that!?!?!

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mad cow powder

Ketamine Hydrochloride. So called because it induces a stupour in users not dissimilar to mad cow disease.

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