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A penis, It's a deep vagina diver
You have a big deep-v diver.
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Having your penis expelled from a chick's asshole by explosive diarrhea while fucking in a swimming pool, and then trying to plug the hole.
The lifeguard asked me to drill her in the ass and suddenly it turned into a Deep Sea Horizon.
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While engaged in violent oral sex, the act of deep throat fucking to the point of regurgitation.
That was some pretty rough deep-sea drilling last night!
I know, the cleanup is taking longer than BP!
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When you take a shit and once it comes out your asshole burns.
Matt: I had these hot ass wings yesterday and when i took a shit afterwards my ass was on fire.
Joe: no way dude, thats a deep fried shit
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A thing said by TF2 players when they want to overextend, deep into enemy lines.
Medic: Has crits*
B4nny: I'M GOING DEEP
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Deep sea fishing is when you get really drunk and hook up with a fat chick.
Your friend: (most likely after a keg stand) He walks over to the fattest chick he has the best chances with and proceeds to hook up with her.
You: The next day show him pictures of the whale he landed!
This is deep sea fishing
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The result of putting your ass in a deep fryer.
Mike got a pretty nasty deep fried asshole from that accident last week.
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