Face Shredder

when your friend’s mom sits on your face and shreds ass while your nose is positioned between her cheeks.

“Dude Nick’s mom gave me the nastiest face shredder the other night, it was the best.”

Face Weave

A fake beard that one wears on there face

Mr.Burns stop or i'll rip your FACE WEAVE off

Con-facing

Active facial expressions that mask your true intentions.

Con-facing-Using your facial expressions to steer the external world away from your true intentions

spaz face

A term from Awkward. where your face spazzes out in the midst of a selfie sesh.

"Fix your spaz face and we'll reshoot later!"

Triangle Faced

To smoke marijuana and become intoxicated on a very large level.

"I got so triangle faced last night after smoking that fat nug."

Ring-faced

An expression of utter shock and disgust that leaves you looking like a victim from "The Ring" movies; usually from seeing or reading something really f'ed up. Sometimes caused by Shock Videos or UD definitions.

Bob was ring-faced after I forced him to watch bloody grandma porn. I thought is was funny but he hasn't been returning my phone calls.

Chitty-faced

an old swear word used for a baby faced fag

Man jake is so chitty-faced he probably cant even get beer.

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