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When a man ejaculates onto his closed fist and then proceeds to fist a woman with that fist. Just like how male spiders use their pedipalps to inseminate a female.
Woman 1: was it good sex?
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !
When someone, usually a repair person or utility worker, is causing seemingly intentional delay of a plan or schedule. Similar to being "jerked around" or "led on". More common usages: swizzle fisted, swizzle fisting
The swizzle fisting repair guy hasn't shown up yet but it was supposed to be done yesterday!
a sprawl of fists where everyone chooses to generate their anger through violence. the term "fist fest" usually refers to a fight among young school boys.
dude! check it out! andy and tom are having a fist fest!
Maintaining anal and/or vaginal tension to near optimal levels (i.e. achieving ejaculation within 10 minutes of coital commencement attributed to frictional stimulation) after 2 or more sessions of ad metacarpal penetration
Porn Connoisseur: "Porn star actress of certain name is still vaginally pleasing male porn star actors after 4 sessions of ad metacarpal penetrations. I am delighted. This is what we call in the industry "survival of the fisted" my dear friend Jeremy"
Jeremy: "I am also delighted"
The act of punching an emo kid in the face.
I saw an emo kid writing bad poetry and I couldn't control my Sad Fist; it found his face like a poseur-seeking missile.
The act of several bros cumming on one bros hand and then he clenches into a fist and artificially inseminates a woman.
Me and my bros all got together and brovine bro fisted my wife last night.