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A hector who thinks too highly of himself. An ugly, cocky, manipulator who is also a pathological liar. Most likely a heavy drug user who is miserable with his own pathetic life that he has to stalk and ruin the lives of his exes.
I used to go out with a king ector, hes a bitch.
Carly King Myers: is an amazingly intelligent , extremely
sexy, and all the way around just a unbelievably badass individual. One of a kind friend. HONEST TO HIS CORE. You'll worship him as a lover if he ever gives you the chance. He is breath taking. Both good and bad. He can be quite the asshole if you're a burnt, no life, no spunk havin ass retarded idiot , and if u can't gangster the fuck up and accept and hear the truth....WELL your in for a treat with this one 🤣
You'll want him all the time but he won't ever allow it more more than 12hrz , 24 if you're lucky.
AN INSPIRATION.
AND EVEN MORE THAN ANY OF THIS.....HE IS A KICKASS FATHER TO HIS SON. All the way around sweetheart of a father, raises his son and I'm sure future kids to be upstanding, gentlemen and good people.
Not afraid to fuck someone up
You won't wanna be his enemy , promise ;)
Rock my world again, King Daddy ?
a gopnik who's dominance outweighs the other gopnik's. this can be established by how long they can squat, how much kompot they can drink or how much semechki they can eat.
that gopnik is a slav king
A man who's zest is beyond comprehension, the way they walk, talk and socialize is FULL zest, I'm talking gay, homosexual and gaybo acts that only some people will be able to achieve in their lifetime. A zest king thrives through the torment and pain of others. Zest kings tend to be found in sports like rowing and being a school captain or teacher. If they are given the opportunity they would "help a homie out" and give said homie the most life-changing, lubricated, soul-taking (with no teeth ofc xx) gawk gawk 3000 free of charge, in fact, after the deed, a zest king would thank them for their time and hand them their business card for later transactions.
Look at that zest king fruitily frolicking through the schoolyard.
A wretched individual with such a devastating stammer that words beginning with 'c' or 'k' are pronounced "c..c..coo coo kachoo", thus summoning the pigeons.
Man 1: Dude, I heard that tool say "I have such a small c..c..coo coo kachoo". Then all these birds arrived.
Man 2: He's the King of the pigeons.
A sex god who knows how to perfectly pound the living shit out of you, and make you cum three times in one night.
Jimbob isn't huge, but he fucks like a champ. He's a certified pump king;
Did you hear Jimbob is single now? Omg I've always wanted to fuck him. Billy says he's a pump king;
Jimbob pounded the fuck out of my prostate for an hour and a half last night. I literally orgasmed three times;
I'm usually a size queen, but eventhough he's not 8 inches, he's a certified pump king, so I can't let him go;
My bf is toxic, but he's a pump king, so we've been together for 4 years;
The guy with smoove pick up lines and rocks everything he touches. He is the king of everything, sports, business, bets, AND ESPECIALLY WOMEN, he can make any women look good, he has a classy sense of style very preppy and and up class, more of a aristocrat guy. They’re kinda like better chads, they hang with anybody and they make anyone look cool #katkings are usually the guy with the name Stephen or something lol.
Girl A: omg have u seen Stephen lol he owns the school
Girl B: lol he could be the new Kat king