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General Vape

Stop smoking on that weak ass juul boy

“Aye mane, stop smoking on that weak ass juul mane. Dumbass smoking a vape”
General vape

by NuhNumer August 7, 2019


general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.

Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.

"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."

Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.

Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.

Saranyan: must be a shitty experience

ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

by dailybritishbrownboy March 25, 2024


Modern Major General

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes

"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)

by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024


beef generating pussy

burger

Beef generating pussy.

by Beef Pussy June 23, 2023


Generic Sneak

To use basic tactics to get away with a wrong doing.

His generic sneakiness gave away his lies.

by NikkiBubblebutt July 28, 2018


general knobie

a very cool person that is from star wars and said these inspirable quotes''hello there'' and ''i have the high ground''
he also uses a cool lightsaber

OMG LOOK ITS THE PART WHERE HE SAYS HELLO THERE HES GENERAL KNOBIE

by sup_duckers March 23, 2021


Generic Camry

Toyota Corolla

I couldn't afford a REAL Camry, so I bought a Generic Camry.

(Also referred to as Great Value Camry or Kroger Brand Camry)

by Grover the blue dude November 9, 2022