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A short hand expression for stealthily stating that something excites you so much that you achieved an erection, or "Set my Dick on Hard". This is a thinly veiled reference to a Star Trek phaser where a person could set different power levels for that weapon, with kill being the highest setting. Settings one's dick on hard would be the highest level of excitement a person could generate via their phallus.
Matt: Did you see the picture on that new 1080p Plasma TV I bought?
Steve: Fuck yeah dude, that thing set my D on H.
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the Bull
the Hawk
the Wheel
group of bars in Lawrence, KS
fraternities and Sorostitutes to the B/H/W through out the week.
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The Irish/UK version of Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket, this phrase is used in extreme situations of shock, surprise, annoyance, or disgust. The addition of a well placed f-bomb can, of course, up the ante considerably.
"Liverpool couldn't beat Sheffield United?! Ah, Jesus H. Christ on a Bike!!!"
Helpful chap in bathroom: "I say, it appears that your penis is dripping a rather greenish looking slime."
You: "What?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!!"
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Proof that a war hero does not make a good president. George Herbert Walker Bush was born June 12, 1924 and was the forty-first president of the US and A. At age 18 Bush said fuck college and went to fight in World War II, and became the youngest naval aviator in US history. Bush is an oil man and he created the Bush-Overby Oil Development company in 1951 which eventually made him a millionaire.
In 1980 he ran for president and lost. He was Ronald Reagan’s vice president from 1981 to 1989. In 1988 he meraculously beat Michael Dukakis.
Bush has 2 particularly famous sons. One is president George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the United States, and Jeb Bush, former Governor of Florida.
Ultimately H.W. is remembered for the U.S. invasion of Panama, the Persian Gulf War, the collapse of the Soviet Union, NAFTA, never actually killing Saddam Hussein and losing to Bill Clinton
George H. W. Bush is a lead character on the cast of Lil' Bush, he plays the father of George W. Bush and teaches him to to be a "Decider" and blame his problems on Donald Rumsfeld, yet he fails to teach him diplomacy and the importance of peace and hope.
George W. Bush may actually be worse than George H. W. Bush
Saddam Hussein always manages to outsmart George H. W. Bush
George H. W. Bush went to war, but his son was doing Cocaine
George H. W. Bush defines the word warmonger
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Clearly referring to Hampton, Pennsylvania.
So you live in the bubble?
Yep, I'm from H- town.
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A more Continental variation of Drynuary, the practice of giving your liver a break after the ravages of the holidays. Literally, "Happy Winter Liver".
Like Ciao and Aloha, can be used as a salutation or goodbye.
Etymology: combination and play on the French word for Winter (hiver) and the booze-targeting organ (liver).
After mainlining Gloria Ferrer and Armagnac for all of December, it's time to say Bon L'(h)iver!
Bon L'(h)iver! I'll have a club soda with lime, please.
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Who was Pi with? Mostly with e, and sometimes with i.
What did Pi do? Make other constants envious of her.
When did Pi do it? Around a quarter past three.
Where did Pi do it? In the least unexpected places.
Why did Pi do it? To prove why she is so popular.
How did Pi do it? By moving around in circles (and sometimes with needles).
On Pi Day, Mr. Pier, a high-school math teacher, was called up to the principal’s office to explain “The 5 Ws (and an H) of Pi” he SMSed to his fellow colleagues and students—the boss wanted to make sure that the math joke doesn’t carry any double meaning.
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