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Xi Jinping has a small penis

What makes you think Piers Morgan doesn't have a small penis? His wife isn't "Taking a break" to NOT fuck a fat-cock.

Hym "Xi Jinping has a small penis. See? I'm not a plant. Not a Russian agent. Not a Chinese spy. If it looks as thoigh I am you have to remember I suggested bouncing my IP around to aviod detection. Some of these YouTube motherfuckers are paid plants though. Somebody needs to make an app like Newsbreak except for YouTube shills."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024


He has a cute dog.

A discreet way of discussing a man’s ass at the office, without setting off HR bells.

Do you know Jonathan? Yes! He has a cute dog. (followed by knowing laughter)

by ShadowSmith June 25, 2024


Ha i don't know

When you don't know in a funny way.

Person 1: do you know what ifunny is?
Person 2: ha I don't know .

by Knightking January 21, 2021


how many crosses has stink burned

100 every week. Sometimes there’s evil people on the crosses and they get tnt tied to their penises so they can be stripped of their identity. The mighty stink will burn anything holy cross related and blow peoples penises for fun

how many crosses has stink burned Damn that cross is holy shit well I’m finna burn that

by Linbodabrick September 4, 2022


Pull A Ha-na

‘Pull A Ha-na”, is a phrase that kdrama stan’s use for the character of The Uncanny Counter. Ha-na is a strong, independent female. And well, she kicks people’s asses. So when you use that phrase, you really mean that your gonna.. we’ll kick someone’s ass.

“Who the hell does she think she is? I’m gonna pull a Ha-na on her if she keeps that shit up!”

by 1-800-R0DR1G0 July 15, 2021


Ma-Hee-Ha

slang used by many men that don't know how to pronounce the name Maria. Mostly used in times when one has forgoten to spell or say the name Maria

how do you spell your name again?? its Ma-hee-ha.

by Ma-Hee-Ha November 14, 2008


Red hair has benefits

Red hair has benefits

Red hair has benefits

by Real Alberto June 6, 2022