He look’s federal

A phrase said when observing a person who seems to be taking part in undercover surveillance activities, for criminal or other matters, on behalf of the state.

Guy 1: Put away your weed, look at that guy over there
Guy 2: yea, he look’s federal
Guy 3: That’s just my son Nathan Hammer you guys, he’s hoeless and has no relation to the state.
Guy 1: phewww, light the blunt then

you swan, he frog

“You swan, he frog” is a comment left on a blogger’s post about having to say goodbye to her boyfriend on a Chinese social media site. The white blogger, who goes by YouKris, left a tearful photo on the platform and Chinese users rushed to offer words of comfort, make jokes, or trash her boyfriend’s looks.
“you pretty, he ugly, you swan, he frog!” one commenter wrote.

-He cheated on me, and I'm heartbroken.
-Snap out of it. You swan, he frog.

If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy

Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

he def getting that 🐱

brodie is def getting hailey's 🐱

he def getting that 🐱 means he is getting her cunt

He Got A Dumptruck

When you homie is looking extra thick today to that you just cant resist the urge to slap his cheeks;he be THIC

Q:Why did you say He Got A Dumptruck to me?

A:Well cause your booty is looking extra big today and I am homiesexual.

I'm he's

I'm he's is a very nice discord besti and a nice person

"omg you're such an "I'm he's"!"

he kang

An autistic kid that likes to cry but is very smart but very easily agitated. Once agitated, will keep crying non-stop

He Kang is a smart kid but likes to cry