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hipster rash

Tattoos that are less than ten years old, particularly those in the "Sailor Jerry" style.

A person with several tattoos on their arms, legs or torso who may wear black rimmed glasses and a beanie could be said to have bad hipster rash. People riding fixies and those working in cafes are in the high risk category for hipster rash.

by shockcity July 3, 2013


Strawberry Hipster Froyo

When you ejaculate inside of a woman’s vagina immediately preceding the insertion of a mentration cup and allow the mixture to remain inside of the woman’s vagina until the menstration is mostly coagulated. Once the mixture is complete, the cup is remover and chilled to a frozen jelatenous consistency. Once at the proper consistency the Strawberry Hipster Froyo is served in place of Grandmas famous jelatin mold during Christmas dinner. Enjoy.

Man, fuck Grandmas gelatin mood! I’d rather eat a Strawberry Hipster Froyo from that dirty bitch down the street that smells like a tuna melt that’s been marinating in a hot garbage can for a week!

by VelStod December 22, 2017


hipstering

The act of taking on the appearance of a hipster without actually being a hipster.

(White girl puts on thick rimmed glasses and wears ankle boots) "Oh my gosh, I am totally hipstering today!"

by Pandas United March 9, 2015


Reverse Hipster

When some product blows up so fast hipsters can't be the first ones to like the product. So a period of waiting time consumers dont like the subject, then boom! It's cool again!

Is pokemon go cool again, I'm feeling reverse hipster

by yardsale August 26, 2018


Hipster Milk

Something Hostis drinks

"Nothing like a big glass of Hipster Milk," Hostis said quietly to himself.

by aebso October 5, 2018


Hipster (TL:DR version)

1.) A person who tries too hard to not try hard, and will willfully disdain that which is popular not because of it's inherent good or bad, but simply because a good number of people like said subject.

"Adventure Time is some adult kid shit, fuck off with it. BTW, check out my photos I took with my vintage Nikon." -Hipster (TL:DR version)

by Labialikeamantaray February 27, 2014


hipster boycott

When you boycott a product or service you were never buying to begin with.

John says he's boycotting Starbucks because of their price increases, but he never went there before. A real hipster boycott

by tdbmachine November 8, 2023