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Action taken where the recipient of cullilingus punches the giver in the face when they come up for air and ruin the moment.
Two guys at a gym:
Hey Joe, why so many aerobics classes?
I really need to work on my VO2 max.
OK, how'd you get the shiner?
Jill and I were doooin it. When I came up for air, Jill let go of my ears and smaked me one, it was like being in a human whack-a-mole game.
When you dress a midget on roller skates in all of your clothes and drag them through the airport with a leash
What did you get for Valentine's day? Oh, just this kickass Italian human suitcase
The act of sticking your Fist up your partners ass, then moving your fingers to hit the right nerves to make them do whatever you choose to do with them.
Nate,"Man, i had the craziest time with Cush last night."
Doc," What do you mean?"
Nate," Well we got drunk and i did the Human Puppet to his ass."
A term used for what comes out of a person's orfices.
I left quite a bit of my human hole products in the toilet.
In order to be a w human you have to be named Kevin and not Aaliyah
In order to be a w human you have to be named Kevin
A sexual position that must be done on hardwood floor. You bend your girl over across the room then you go on the other side get a running start and slide into that pussy and a happy ending.
like losin your virginity or breking your dick. The human land shark
When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.
Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."