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The Seattle police shut down the gay bar because too many people were sharing their crinkle zone.
The Friendzone, but worse. When someone you like would rather want your kid and their kid to get married.
Person 1: I like you.
Person 2: Sorry I don't see you like that.
(Decades later)
(Person 2 marries Person 3)
(Person 1 marries Person 4)
Person 2: Wow I hope our kids get married.
Person 1: (Bruh I just got In-law Zoned )
When you lock dyson engineers in a room for 6 years without any supervision. they do genuinely work. when I first tried them the visor part smelled bad and had to offgas for a few days. which is ironic when they’re meant to stop vocs from being inhaled.
the dyson zone is a pair of headphones with an air purifier in them. sound quality is good. makes the wearer look like one of the members of daft punk, a supervillain or a character from a cyberpunk film or video game. they’re designed for protection against air pollution and people say they work well during wildfires.
when you run a short hitch if the defense is in zone coverage which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.
The University of Wyoming liked the zone hitch.
Acting like you'll join a fraternity when you're really just using them for parties and hookups.
Jake: "Hey are you going to join that fraternity ?"
Kyle:"No, I'm frat-zoning them because I don't want to pay but I still want to party."
The phrase given to the special zone an ex is placed in reference to the fact that she ain't having sex with him anymore but still wants him to come over to help when she need a man to do the job.
Ex boyfriend..:: "Hey man I'm gonna go help my ex with her heater."
Good friend...: ".Bro.... you gonna leave early to go help your ex. She did you wrong man. "
Ex boyfriend...:"I know. But she says I hold a special place in her heart. So maybe there is still a chance"
Good friend...:"no homie.... you have been heart zoned. There is no going back and getting the pudenda after that. !!"
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Just like Goldie Locks, you have picked the perfectly right option of your desires. Whether your preference be dating, in a relationship or simply the talking stage, it is the perfect situation you and your partner are currently in. This is Goldie Locks Zone.
Included for men and women of all ages and of all stages in a relationship. This is where you and your partner feel the most joyful and satisficed at their stage of the relationship.
Justin: So Ryan, are you and Jessica a thing now?
Ryan: Bro. We are in the Goldie Locks Zone. We are both perfectly happy in where we are in our relationship.