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Seen a fool from a mile away... milk it.
This boo had her radar glasses on.
A tall glass of water, refers to a person who at first glance is a refreshing change of pace. Bathwater a.k.a “ i would drink her/his bathwater”, is resevered for someone who is so sexy you would drink their bathwater... put the two together.
A sexy confident white chick built like and ebony brick house walks in. “Damn! She is a tall glass of bathwater!
It’s a trend on Instagram and all you gotta do is go on gif and put “glasses”, then you find any glasses and you will look poopin🤠😍!
WOWWW THAT GIRL DO THE GLASSES TREND?!?!
The most uncommon Crayola color only produced 4 times in an abandon facility in hong kong.
The orignal producer, Fakyu Mika, was caught groping female workers at his previous job.
Hey why is that crayon in a glass seal
Its sea glass queef
*Immediate pussy magnet*
The Harry Potter glasses white girl thots wear especially witchy girls , does not apply to Asian women though
Hey gus you see that girl she's got those glug glug glasses, nah dude she's Asian but that white goth girl she's def got those glug glug glasses.
When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!
Brett was at the zoo, and the sight of ape shit made him give his girlfriend Harry Potter glasses.
I should be using this time to unpack my things. The thing about a speedy removal is that nothing is organised or correctly boxes up, it's just thrown in everywhere that had space. Instead I'm writing, I'd rather clear my head than my space. You know I'm going to be fine. I'll work through, I'll grow some more. It just hurts right now. It's one of the hardest things I've ever had to do, be away from you, move out. I can't even really talk about it, not that anyone could understand even if I did. So don't worry, I'm not looking for someone to save me, I'm not looking for someone to replace you, actually, I'm not looking for anyone, I don't even want to be around the people I have to. I don't know what I'm going to do yet but you can bet your sweet sexy ass I'm going to do it with my head held high. I'm no longer in the business of pleasing others, proving points, or seeking revenge. I'm only going to do me, for me, to be proud of me. I know so long as I do that you will be too. I'm going to succeed and I'm going to do it my way. Other than that, the only thing o need in life is for you to be happy and proud of yourself. I'd say call me if you need any help but my phone is destroyed, and you don't need me anyway, you never did. I can see your success, your happiness. I'll leave you alone, watch from afar. Just know I'm so proud of you, and you should be too.
I love you xoxo
I shattered the glass slipper, and then used the sharp edges as weapons to slay the dragon myself. Turns out the dragon is a sweet soul, misunderstood by many, and struggling to express emotions.