Cake sitting

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I'm waiting for Alanis Morissette to perform a publicized cake sitting.

Jennifer: Cake sitting can be fun, actually; the pleasant, warm and fuzzy feeling of the fudge on my tooshy makes me wanna sit on a cake myself.

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Coke cake

A cake whose active ingredients are: Coke (or other cola), chocolate, marshmallows, and any other candy, nuts, and sugary badness you have on hand. In the spirit of jambalaya, but diabetes-inducing.

Suzannah cooked up a mean Coke Cake.

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caked up

1. To be rich with money, fine women, nice cars and jewelry, usually obtained through sports, entertainment or the drug trade. ex. "Juice came through the block caked up, stuntin' in a new whip!"

2. In a woman, to be large bosommed, with thick thighs and a plump bottom. ex. "Cheryl got caked up over the summer. You see her ass and thighs?"

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Rape Cake

Cake that has been baked with a large dose of rohypnol, so that anyone that eats it is susceptible to date rape by a large black man.

Bitch, just eat the damn rape cake. You wanna have a good time at this party?

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Face cake

–noun
1. a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with a person's face on it. Usually making featured person look like a blowup doll.

"Dude, we totally should've stolen that face cake."

"Yea, too bad someone ate it."

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Sloth Cake

A sloth cake is a cup cake made with pretty much anything delicious in your cup boards. The most common form of a sloth cake is a basic cupcake with ground ginger, cloves, allspice, cinnamon, vanilla, agave nectar, loose leaf chai tea, almond extract, and rum. It tastes dank and can be topped with anything, most notably nutella and whipped cream.

The only rule when making sloth cakes is that one member of the group must do absolutely nothing during the making of the cupcakes, except for sitting around.

For my birthday party, we made sloth cakes and it was my idea to add marshmellows; when the marshmellows mixed with the tequila, there was slothy magic.

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Wasted cake

From the Chinese zaogao, meaning wasted or ruined cake, it means "shoot" or bad luck

This Hackett survey is a bunch of wasted cake

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