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When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing in there?"
Ethan: "Good morning and god bless."
When you drink coffee, and eat breakfast while shitting on the toilet.
Mom: Are you okay in there Johnny? I hear a lot of slurping and plopping.
Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous
The act of shitting, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.
(created by h3h3)
"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing?"
"Good morning and God bless Hila! "
When you bite your fingernail and you taste your shit that you dug out of your ass the night before.
Johnny bit his nail and it tasted like shit, quite a morning surprise
The act of getting up first thing in the morning and heading straight to the spankroom to have a violent shit
Person No.1: I need to brush my teeth as I have to leave very soon!
Person No.2: I think Jake is in there having his morning routine!
Smoking weed in the morning at the spot (specifically before first period) with your friends
Crys and Al met at the morning buhn spot before school
The female equivalent to “morning wood” also known as afternoon sticky and nighttime sticky, depending on the time of day. Vaginal discharge in the morning time.
There was a glob of morning sticky on my ceiling when u woke up!!!!