Tie my shoe

It's describes a situation where you no longer want to be in the presence of another individual and all you wanted to do is tie your damn shoe

Michael tie my shoe your pissing me off

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Gouda Gouda Two Shoes Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes Burger... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

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One Two Buckle My shoe

One Two Buckle My Shoe is a new meme by edmondx but it is actually a nursery rhyme invented in the late 1800s.

YO BRO COME OVER HERE COME OVER HERE CHECK OUT MY NEW SHOES THEYRE THE BRAND NEW ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE THREE FOUR BUCKLE SOME MORE FIVE SIX NIKE KICKS HOHOHOHO THAT IS SO FIRE

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Homo-Goody two shoes

A person (a closeted homosexual) who tries to be as good and "clean" as humanly possible. he/She is more often than not a staunch conservative and takes pride in its virginity and practice of abstinence. He/She is definitely a God-fearing homosexual or lesbian who cannot abide it when people cuss in front of her–the most extreme goody two shoeses faint when hearing foul language–and of course He/she would never consider smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or having any physical contact with a boy or girl (respectively) beyond holding hands or perhaps a kiss on the cheek. Can be nice but eventually begins to lecture you about your "sinful" lifestyle and just becomes a pest.

"Eduardo Verastegui (previous Ricky Martin's love) is a Homo-Goody two shoes"

He acts so much like a nun, he's a Homo-Goody two shoes

OMG Jennifer is such a homo-goody two shoes

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My shoes are too big for you.

A figure of speech meaning that a situation is way too complicated for another to understand. relating with "Put you in my shoes".

guy1: I'd love to help you with your problems but i don't know what's going on.
guy2: sorr man,my shoes are too big for you.

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f*** you and your clown shoes

something one would say if your angry about something.
a random obscenity.

"Dude, your being such a jerk!"
"Yeah, well, f*** you and your clown shoes!"

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Woah...That's How You Make a Shoe

Used when someone is really fuckin' amazing at something.

JD: "I got a 100 on my pre-calc test!"
Me: "Woah...that's how you make a shoe."

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