Dead Like Me

Dead Like Me is an awesome show on Showtime about A girl named George(Ellen Muth) who is hit by a toliet seat and becomes a Grim Reaper. Her merry band of reapers includes her boss Rube(Mandy Patinkin), The fuck-up Mason(Callum Blue), Tough-as-Nails cop Roxy(Jasmine Guy), and a wannabe actress named Daisy(Laura Harris).

Unfortunately, this wickedly funny show has been cancelled by Bob Greenblatt(see Devil's Spawn)and unless something is done, one of the last great shows on TV will die.

Dead Like Me is fucking great and underrated!

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what is autism like

look around... everything around you is autistic

kid: what is autism
mom:you
kid: what is autism like?
mom: look around you

tax it like the british

To fuck a girl real hard. An allusion to how the British fucked the 13 colonies over with high taxes.

Putaraj: Hey, look at that fine girl over there
Ishmael: Yea, I'd tax it like the british

I LIKE FUTAS

Well I just wanted a mug to come out to my mom

I LIKE FUTAS and I cannot lie

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Lanky like Kirilenko

Being tall and lanky like the 6'9" Power Forward of the Utah Jazz.

That skinny man over there is lanky like kirilenko!

It's not going down like that.

The situation is not going to go as someone else planned.

Someone has a dumb idea they want you to participate in. Your answer should be "it's not going down like that.

like prom night

a better phrase, but used similarly to the term"thats what she said"- used to add sexual inuendo to otherwise harmlessly innocent phrases

"In order to make it fit- you are going to really have to jam it in there."
" just like prom night."
"word"