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Absolutely massive, destroys anything it touches, beware it's property of lish
Have you seen jacks willy what a silly willy
When your girlfriend/wife uses trickery to steal/relocate sperm originally intended for the backdoor and relocates to the frontdoor in the hope of secretly procreating.
Breeno: "Jesus Crust mate my girlfriend just told me she is pregnant"
JT: "Hang on, aren't you the 'backdoor bandit'?"
Breeno: "I didn't ask for that nickname!"
JT: But you probably deserve it. You must have been cum jacked! It's the only explanation... cum trickery ass bandit
When you go slow in the fast lane on the highway and expect people to pass you on the right just because you don't feel like getting the fuck over.
They feel the need its there responsibility to control the traffic speeds.
Buddy 1: "Look at this guy Doing 100 in the fast lane"
Buddy 2: " Yea, fucking guy, quit jacking the wheel"
When one of your friends on MySpace or Facebook installs a stupid application like "Send an endangered invertebrate" which then proceeds to hijack their address book and spam everyone.
Jimmy: Hey, I just got a message from Susie on FaceSpace that all my pictures are on some website! What the fuck!
Julie: Oh, ignore that, we all got that message. Susie got app-jacked.
Jack Lynch and Taj Gill make a sexy duo... Both of them like fucking but can't find girls
"I'm bouta fuck Taj and Jack wanna join?"
Masturbation performed exclusively at the base of ones penis.
Steph was base jacking her co-workers Craig and Jason that she developed carpal tunnel and had to file for workers comp.
Verb: When a person steals comments or lines that he/she overheard or read and uses them as if the comment and/or line was theirs. He/she might use bits and pieces of the comment/line, or the whole thing.
Jessica: (talking to Alyssa) The iPhone is a fantastic piece of technology that has transformed people's view of a quality phone.
Alyssa: I definitely agree.
Alyssa: (talking to Mark) Yes I love the iPhone. It is a fantastic piece of technology that has transformed people's view of a quality phone.
Mark: Dude, stop line-jacking. I heard Jessica say the exact same thing.