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After someone has confided what they plan to get a common recipient as a gift, gift-jacking is stealing that person's gift idea and buying it for the recipient yourself first. Result is that they have to think of something else to give. Often followed later with the gift-jacker mentioning what they got the recipient and pretending it was their idea in the first place.
Noun form is Gift-jacker: being the person who does the idea theft.
I was going to get Jane an apron for Christmas, but I got gift-jacked by my Mom.
Absolutely massive, destroys anything it touches, beware it's property of lish
Have you seen jacks willy what a silly willy
When your girlfriend/wife uses trickery to steal/relocate sperm originally intended for the backdoor and relocates to the frontdoor in the hope of secretly procreating.
Breeno: "Jesus Crust mate my girlfriend just told me she is pregnant"
JT: "Hang on, aren't you the 'backdoor bandit'?"
Breeno: "I didn't ask for that nickname!"
JT: But you probably deserve it. You must have been cum jacked! It's the only explanation... cum trickery ass bandit
When one of your friends on MySpace or Facebook installs a stupid application like "Send an endangered invertebrate" which then proceeds to hijack their address book and spam everyone.
Jimmy: Hey, I just got a message from Susie on FaceSpace that all my pictures are on some website! What the fuck!
Julie: Oh, ignore that, we all got that message. Susie got app-jacked.
When you go slow in the fast lane on the highway and expect people to pass you on the right just because you don't feel like getting the fuck over.
They feel the need its there responsibility to control the traffic speeds.
Buddy 1: "Look at this guy Doing 100 in the fast lane"
Buddy 2: " Yea, fucking guy, quit jacking the wheel"
Jack Lynch and Taj Gill make a sexy duo... Both of them like fucking but can't find girls
"I'm bouta fuck Taj and Jack wanna join?"
No jerking off january. You may not jerk off to anything or anyone. It’s like No Nut November. Good luck gamer boys.
Boy 1: you she’s super hot.
Boy 2: too bad it no jacking January
Boy 1: shit.