Noun - Informal / Slang
1. A euphemism for a solid poo
1.1 Crescent shaped faeces
Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean
What? You’ve never heard of peanut jelly? Come on, ditch that peanut butter/meringue, and try the new sensation! By that we mean we threw some pb&j sandwiches into a grinder and now you can try this abomination!
I ate a Peanut jelly and butter sandwich today.
A pretty cool dude. If you come across someone with the name JP that goes by Jelly Pole, you know you're coming across a sex god. (I would recommend tapping that, if possible.)
Chick #1: "Hey, do you know that guy over there? He's smokin'."
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"
Its a fake lean and is made by putting soothers in lemonade and its act like a drug sometimes sleepy and euphoric and It can cause cev (closed eye vision) like shadows and shapes to happen. It makes your mouth fo numb and taste like medicine
Hey wanna make some jelly pot tonight ??
Yea fuck it sip it all. Day. In school has well
Mucus that seeps out of your asshole.
Can be caused by a shart, infection in your digestive system, tears in your intestines, and other related problems.
SHIT!! I just farted and my ass just opened a can of Yellow Jelly !!
It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.
Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.