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When a man puts his penis in a first woman's rectum and a second woman fists fucks the first woman in her vagina, stimulating the man to orgasm through the vaginal/colon wall without the man thrusting his penis while the penis is in the first woman's rectum; it's like a hand job, but without actual contact between the hand and penis. Also, the first woman is both penilely ass fucked and vaginally fist fucked at the same time, a more extreme version of a double penetration.
"Man, I was watchin' this two-hooker donkey show in TJ, and the mule was fuckin' the one hooker's ass, and then the other hooker gave the donkey a dyke jerk, felched the cum out of the first hooker's ass, and the hookers snowballed the mule's 'payload' back-and-forth before spittin' it in each other's faces - 'it was fun; I had a fun time ...!'"
When you wrap a wrap at maccas and get the perfect finish
Bro that wrap is so perfect did you jerk and roll it ?
When a girl is straddling grinding you while giving you a handjob
Jessica was on her period and super horny last night so i settled for a surf and jerk.
The act of downloading third party software to your computer, allow it to automatically perform tasks, while you simultaneous grease the weasel, profusely.
Guy1: How come brandon wont answer my message?
Guy2: Bro, he is probably botting and jerking.
Someone who is a professional at one thing, but sucks with everything else. Usually refers to athletes or some competitors that are at the top of their game, but can't seem to figure out how to not be shitty people.
So Shane "Shakey" Bryne is a helluva racer and won first place, but blasting champagne up the cheerleaders skirt goes to show that he's nothing but an asshat and a Jerk-Of-Trade.
such as Destroy Dick December. but CHANGES...
every hour the clock ticks is a fap...
like...
12. 12 FAPS
1. 1 FAP
2. 2 FAPS.
etc...
This demonstrates how are gods created.
Just btw if you didn't fap at example 2 pm you should fap 2 extra times at 3 pm
A. Did you try DDD?
B. Hell Yeah! and also i'll reinforce it in Just Jerking January
C. oh boy... may god be with you
When a rule 34 artist jerks off to his own art
“My guy, you be art-jerking to your own art so you can’t say anything”