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A made-up CAM(Center Attacking Midfielder) Playing for AC Milan
Made-Up Guy 1: yo bro ghana just won the world cup
Made-Up Guy 2: yeah Kai Langley lifted it
Made-Up Guy-1 Yo he’s my favorite player, and he plays for AC Milan. Also My Favorite team
Made-Up Guys in Unison Fuck Lautaro Martínez!
M-Kay a skinny lazy shit
M-Kay is young and handsome and he will always be there for you if he likes you
M-Kay is a fucking dickhead who will fuck your mum and you sister
M-Kay hates white girls but will get with any girl with the tiniest bit a black in them
M-Kay for some reason like girls with the letter T
M-Kay is a player and sexy pimp
M-Kay is angle
M-Kay love and respects his mum and dad
M-Kay the type of guy to tell his son I fucked you mum a soon later told him he was adopted when he was not
M-Kay a bad breed
M-Kay a gay fucking kuntttt
M-Kay is so fucking horny
Me and M-Kay a fuck buddie but after he fucked he left me red and never came back
I think your smile is adorable. So when i go crazy eyed its not because im scared its because I i think its cute and idk how to react or express it.
most fuckable iconic triple threat
kai is soft but a fucking maniac
klaus is a MOTHA FUCKING MONSTAAA
damon has mommy issues and is a sexy pancake maker
elena: did you hear that damon klaus and kai are in town!?
stefan: yeah bitch i fucked them all before you 🙄 yes i am a glitzy gobbler
means just kidding in the cool way and I created it
me:do you wanna kiss
friend: I’m gay
me: jay kay
meaning fked but pronounced as the letters eff and kay
my head has been so eff kayed by that boy