gravel monkey

A male or female who looks nasty and tries to use makeup but still looks nasty.

Damn that bitch is a gravel monkey

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little monkey

A "little monkey" is an expression used by Aussies and New Zealanders too. It describes someone in a slang term of endearment.

*Child does something silly

"You silly little monkey"

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monkey fucking

when you are smoking a cigarette and you light the second cigarette with the first.

Dave enjoys monkey fucking outside of his dorm.

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monkey balls

1. something stinks - not necessarily from a stench

1. Man AC/DC sucks monkey balls
2. Getting caught smelling your aunts panties sucks monkey balls
3. Whoever came up with the slang ACCA DACCA sucks money balls
4. Laguna Beach sucks monkey balls

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monkey beam

1. An intense bright focused beam of light enclosed in a spotlight housing attached to the left front post of a police cruiser. It's primary use is to illuminate "African American's", "French Canadians" or any other type of "nappy headed hoes" in high crime areas or inner city ghetto's.

2. It can also be used as a spotlight to illuminate dark areas during routine traffic stops.
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1. Burger, did you see that cop monkey beam that group of French Canadian's behind the dumpster by the liquor store?

They were smoking crack and got caught.

Those French Canadians never learn.

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Weed Monkey

The person at a sesh designated to cleaning the stale smoke from the bong. Sometimes it is the last person who says the words "Weed Monkey" after the initial hit.

Me: *takes a hit* Weed Monkey!!!
Doyle: Weed Monkey!!!
Rick: Wee.... for fuck sakes. *cleans stale smoke and coughs*

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monkey brains

When you pull ur nut-sack out of ur pants/shorts while keeping ur dick in ur pants, thus makeing them look like a monkeys brain

"Hey billy, wanna see some monkey brains?" "sure why not"..........."EEEEWWWWWWW THATS UR BALLS!"

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