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When a person messes up looks like a asshole doing it. When you fail so miserably that you shit yourself.
"Findlay, you really shit the rag on this one, you missed that layup and you fell down on your ass doing it!"
When what you think is a link to something you want to see actually directs you to a video of Rebecca Black singing "Friday."
Clu: You gotta check out this new band, it's awesome! Look, here's the video.
Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday...
Eric: Arrrgh man, you just Shit Rolled me again!
The inability to move from having to shit extremely bad.
Having to poop so bad if you move you're going to poop your pant.
I was stuck at the bottom of the stairs, suffer from shit paralysis.
I was stuck at the bathroom door with shit paralysis for like 5 minutes.
When you take a huge dump and just leave it there just to spite somebody.
Allan: "I just took a major revenge-shit bro. She's cleaning it right now!" *brofist
Sten: "Nice one!" *brofist
Someone who is the lowest level of human being imaginable.
Greg: Did you hear about Amber Heard?
Me: Yeah, she’s a piece of shit.
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When you take a shit and you wipe your ass so many times and it just doesn’t stop staining the toilet paper, your asshole then becomes a highlighter due to the amount of wipes it takes to flawlessly clean your asshole.
Hey dan why were you in the bathroom so long? I had a highlighter shit.
Slang for when a motorcyclist lane splits but does so, metaphorically shitting on everyone around by leaving them in the dust.
Looking for a thrill, he barreled through dense traffic, lane shitting all the way to his destination.