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When you're banging in the backwoods, she's on all four's, & just before you cum, walk over her back & as she looks up, give her the Brown Eye as the load blows.
It never hurts to yell Roll Tide!
Just before ejaculation, spread your butt cheeks & put you butthole on her eye & cum & that is an Alabama Eye Piece.
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A massive sloppy turd that's all hot and steamy
Looks good enough to eat!
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The sexual act of placing a piece of Kraft singles American cheese in between your lovers butt cheeks and proceeding to have sex with their butt using your penis
Girl go to the fridge and heat up your buns. Tonight my body craves an Alabama ham sandwich.
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when one man is so hammered drunk that he thinks everyone in the whole entire universe's ass is storing a rock for later use.
larry: woah, jim, are you alright?
jim: hell yeah!
larry: then why are you staring at franks ass so intensely?
jim: hes keeping a rock in there! i know it!
larry: frank, we gotta get the fuck out of her. jim's pulling an alabama ass-rock.
frank: good call! lets go!
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The art of spreading a girl's vagina, vomiting inside, and having sex afterwards.
Hey man, i gave this girl the Alabama Trash Can the other day. Is that gay?
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A situation where you offer to treat a friend to a meal at a restaurant, and they proceed to order one of everything off the menu.
John ran an Alabama Ham Scam on me this morning at Denny's, guess he figured he was in the right cuz he brought the beer over last night.
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When a woman lifts her legs above her head and spreads open her love tunnel while the man places his ass directly on it and then carefully squeezes out a nice fudge dragon right into the vag.
when me and my girlfriend were laying in bed naked, I asked her how she wanted me to do her this time. She said surprise me; So I gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket.
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