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Laney:Hey is that Matthew?
Logan:Yep that’s a potato rolling on the floor.
Laney: Oh the Crippling Potato
Logan: Yeah that Crippling Potato is Matthew
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A male yeast infection on the testicles.
The patient has a bad case of Blue Potato.
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To repeatedly steal the shrimple off of all the custard in a bakery or restaurant and eat it
Daniel, stop sweet potatoing the custard! You’re going to ruin it for everyone else!
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To trick someone into looking at a picture of a turd.
"I love potato fishing, it's the cheapest thrill ever!"
"I potato fished my coworker the other day."
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mr. potato
someone turns into mr. potato when he is totally drunk and acts like a fool
Mr Potato"you have beautiful eyes! muah, muah, muah!"
mr. potato to a random girl: "do you like anal sex?"
issa: "do you want to eat chocolate with me?!"
David: "dude did you just say that? you're definitely mr. Potato tonight"
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A person who uses an iPad, especially on a train, airplane, boat, or bus, and is oblivious to everything around him or her.
Ben: Excuse me, what time is it, please?
Girl with iPad, using zoom feature, staring at photo on screen of Lake Atitlan in Guatemala and not really paying attention: (Hrmmmphhh!)
Rachel: I don't think that girl's really paying attention. She's a tablet potato! Ask someone else...
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The act of knocking a person out, shitting in their mouth, ( closing the mouth)waiting around to see the reaction when they realize there's a turd in their mouth.
"Dude you should have the fac
Look on his face when he woke up to a baked potato!!!!
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