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a roller coaster that you ride, and when everyone screams they yell "nyahhhhh"
named after an alien being hellbent on creeping out unlucky couples
(helpless civilian): OMG it's ross!
(ROSS) :NYAHHHHHH, ROSS MOUNTAIN !!!
Shitting your tent so vad you have to leave it behind at a music festival after eating bad shrooms.
Must have been the fried oyster -mountain runs
Little kid: Hey daddy, whats a mountain runs?
Dad: I think its refered to as a stowers.
When you need to poop after eating a heavy corn-based diet and someone fucks you in the ass
Anyone up for the rocky mountain raw dog party after the corn festival?
When you out on you're bikes and all you do is cry and moan.
Hey look at josh at the back pushing his bike.. he must be mountain scriking.
When a woman orgasms/squirts while vaginally penetrated by a penis
Man 1: You know Becky?
Man 2: Yeah, the slut?
Man 1: Yeah, I'm heading to her place and she'll be coming down the mountain tonight!
Man 2: Dudeeee, make sure you wrap it up
A German-speaker who lives in the alpine region, most notably in Switzerland, Austria, Liechtenstein, and the Italian province of South-Tyrol.
Mountain German: "I'm Austrian, not German!"
American: "Yeah OK, mountain German"
A unicorn who goes by the name of Charlie is led by his 2 side hores through a forest and guided through only with the spoken wisdom from the majestic Leopluradon.
“Well what do you know, there actually is a Candy Mountain.
Candy Mountain , Candy Mountain .. you feel me with sweet sugary goodness.
Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie.
Yeah Charlie, go inside the Cave.
Magical wonders are to behold when you enter. ”