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A term used to describe a car that has large portions of the body repaired with bondo or another body filler rather than with new sheet metal. Typically these cars look good on the outside and their true nature is revealed mid-restoration.
Craig was going to buy a nice looking 67 Mustang but upon close inspection, he found it to be a bondo machine.
Only use in upper case. This term is used to distinguish supreme "lit" from normal "lit".
"Is this party a lit machine?" "No Carl, it's a LIT MACHINE."
A blanket imbued with powers of imagination. Allows possessor to travel to any area outside of nursery without physically leaving that location. Users of this machine are often socially awkward and lack athletic prowess.
The small Asian boy used the Majee Machine to transport himself to the Barren Wasteland of Kluthu Manrak.
Swiping "like" on dating apps so fast with no regard for the profile. The objective is to get matches, then read and look at profiles.
Ex 1: Sorry, I'm not interested in you. I was machine gun swiping and you got caught in the crossfire.
Ex 2: Why did you match with that Fugly?
- I was machine gun swiping
this is the lyrics to the song washing machine heart
Mitsuki : Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
audience : woooo wowwww i loved your song mitsuki
random ass possum : *possum noises*
When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.
She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.
A Rube Goldberg machine that does something rude to someone in the end.
Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.