around the block

A term created by the current world record holder for the most passes around "the block" in terms of sexually aggressive women.

Max: i can just smell it through Jen's myspace.
Max: that girl has been around the block
Max: infact she invented the block
Max: and is now receiving royalties
Xinoxide: Jen is the world record holder
Max: "the block" is her nickname
Xinoxide: for her block and the rest of them.

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d block

the city of danbury conneticut.

yo my man c-nice is reppin tha d block.shit yo,dat kid is crazy.he trappin' all day

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Spock Blocked

Resulting condition: In which Kirk endeavored to learn Lt. Uhura’s first name and was defeated upon learning of her continuing relationship with Commander Spock.

Likewise;

Commander Spock’s surprising kiss with Lt. Uhura on the transporter, leaving a flabbergasted Kirk to look on in surprise.

All definitions under stipulation of Star Trek, the 2009 film directed by JJ Abrams.

In normative terms: Receiving rejection from a girl because of a pre-existing relationship or partiality with/to another, completely expected guy.

Not to be confused with the term spock block, which denotes that Spock is the one being blocked and not Kirk.

{After having been turned down, a guy returns to his friends, all of which then watch another, much less 'qualified' male approach the woman, ready to laugh at his impending failure. When she leaves with him, all the friend's buddies have a laugh at his expense, calling out "Spock Blocked!" in mocking tones.}

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Poop Block

When you really have to go poop but your wife, your girlfriend or kids do not want you to go poop because it will stink the bathroom.

Husband: Hey are you done with that magazine I really need to go poop!

Wife: Don't go and poop in there!! I need to do my make up! Wait till I get done!

Husband: Do not be a poop block!!!!!!

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twat block

when a woman cock blocks another woman. TWAT BLOCK.

GIRL - HEY WANT TO GO TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT?
BOY- SURE WANNA GO WRITE NOW?
GIRLS FRIEND- SORRY WE GOT TO GO WALK MY DOG.
BOY- OK THEN BYE.

TWAT BLOCK

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BLOCK HEAD

Basicly a chickenhead sept they're more local...

If you wanna know a good example of a BLOCK HEAD take a look at YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Fun-block

When a person blocks another person from enjoying the greatest amount of fun. This applies to anything which blocks another person from having fun.

Chris: Heck yeah, i'm whopping everyone in this game and all the ladies are seeing it!

(Joe, the douchebag shows up)

Chris: Dammit, i'm getting fun-blocked for sure.

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