5th point of contact

US Military term to describe one's head. It is a mocking of the Four points of contact during a parachute landing fall taught to soldiers in Airborne school at Fort Benning Georgia. It is used in many ways, though mostly used in negative ways. If you do not properly execute a Parachute Landing Fall or PLF, one will often hit their head, which is how the term developed.

It is often heard from the Airbone School instructors, or 'black Hats' whenever a student hits their head as in 'Nice use of that 5th point of contact', or 'only use the four points of contact, do not use the fifth!' It can also be used in a military slang term 'You better pull your 5th point of contact out of your 3rd point of contact!' Which means, Pull one's head (5th point of contact) out of their own ass (which in a PLF is the 3rd point of contact) or in a more verbose sense, you better unfuck yourself.

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Point of Existance

This is how kids with down syndrom spell 'Point of Existence'.

t3h_nUb - "Li3k Z0mg Point oF ExisTANCE hes been relesd!"

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three-point check

1)Self-examination performed after getting into an accident, usually sports-related. Examiner ensures that both testicles and penis are still in proper positions and in working order.

2)Self-examination performed by Jews to ensure they still have their three most prized posessions-their money, their glasses and their genetalia. Often remembered by the diddy "checkbook, spectacles, testacles."

"Dude, I just wiped out bad."
"Did you do a three-point check?"
"Yeah, I passed."

"Oi vay, I just took a nasty fall, better do a three-point check."

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Point of no return theory

The point of no return theory is when you take a member of the opposite sex (usually female) home to have sexual relations/fellatio. As you take off your clothing, she realizes that you have a tiny penis and/or a beer belly, but since you have already gotten to this point she might as well hook up with you--hence the point of no return. Essentially, a common bond amongst the ugly people of America where hope is found.

Once my pants came off she had to keep going--proof of the Point of no return theory.

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Point Blank Period

Straight to the point bitch

Yea just get to it point blank period ya hurd

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12-Point Buck

Synonymous with getting buck, but to a much greater scale. In reference to a quality kill during hunting season. Similarly, getting 12 point buck means an excellent time at a party.

We are going to get 12-point buck at the Seis de Mayo Party!!!

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Cedar point twins

Two or more people wearing matching clothing while at an amusement park

Shit! Look at all the cedar point twins that’s a big family.

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