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When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say
Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?
Being so skint that you resort to emptying your penny pot and cashing in your coppers in order to make it until the end of the month.
Sorry mate, I can't make it to the pub tonight I'm Penny Pot Poor.
subject x: "my dad passed away"
slim (pot stirrer): "explains the fatherless behaviour
subject x: " my dad passed away"
slim (pot stirrer): explains the fatherless behaviour
To be turned on slowly, over time
Angie told her husband, "You can't turn me on like a light-switch, I need to be crock-potted"
When someone drastically fucks you over in a non-violent manner.
Ex. A roommate leaves a crock-pot full of food on the counter for two month, blames it on you and refuses to clean it up.
Ex. Damn, that girl last night really crock-potted me. She had herpes.