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The Johnny Conny Ionny welcome is an action where you just wave at a person and say hi. That's it
Person 1: Someone just did The Real JCI Welcome at me. How very polite!
Person 2: Are you implying there's another fake JCI welcome?
Person 1: Don't look it up.
A state of being when someone is thought to embody the paragon of their own ideology and beliefs, usually associated with being casually uninhibited and straightforward.
Real Nigga Hour is not actually a span of time like Real Nigga Hours, but it can be spelled with an 's' at the end and retain its meaning.
Jim: Hey, did you hear about Michael? Word is that he flipped the bird on his English teacher and mooned her as he was walking out of class! He's on Real Nigga Hour to the max!
Joseph: No, being rude to teachers and faculty is disrespectful and careless! Michael is a bum with no direction in life, that dude is on Fake Nigga Hours!
a very weird person who has a really specific name for some reason
person 1: ayo you acting kinda like a saw bfts real
person 2: THAT IS OFFENSIVE I AM NOT A SAW BFTS REAL
person 1: my apologies, you kinda acted like one
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Tight sweater, tight tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
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Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Gambino on the mic make the pussy much wetter
Try to get the girls, call the guy go getter
Tight jeans and Converse sneakers (tight sweater)
No cheddar, go home in a rogue letter
It's a college center, so my financial aid's better
You better dead her, yo that girl's going crazy
She got a twinkle in her eye like she want to have a baby
Maybe I should call her up on a Saturday
Take her to a dinner and a movie, Braves game
Maybe we can call her up again
You looking good girl, you should bring your friends
And I don't really talk shit, I'm a douche and a bad rapper
I'd act faster, but my tongue's in a black plaster
If your girl shops in sizes that are too small for her, let her
Cause girls look better in a real tight sweater
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Veronica is hot but she would look better in a real tight sweater
I'm Honest with You, I've Never Lied to You.
I'm Real with You, So Don't Tell Me I'm A Liar.
The space available in your stomach for food consumption. It being limited in nature
Dude, don't waste your stomach real estate on those croissants.. go for those crab cakes in the corner there and .. hit them hard !
frederick allan moranis, this short guy was born on April 18, 1953. he is a canadian actor, comedian, musician, songwriter, writer and producer. he's always a NERD in films. you probably have seen him in some hollywood films he played in such as, Strange Brew (1983), Ghostbusters (1984) and Ghostbusters II (1989), Little Shop of Horrors (1986), Spaceballs (1987), Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989, and its 1992 and 1997 sequels), Parenthood (1989), My Blue Heaven (1990), and The Flintstones (1994).
the real rick moranis: I have forty-six cookbooks. I have sixty-eight takeout menus from four restaurants. I have one hundred and sixteen soy sauce packets. I have three hundred and eighty-two dishes, bowls, cups, saucers, mugs and glasses. I eat over the sink. I have five sinks, two with a view.
person: who are you again