purple haze

Abita Purple Haze is a raspberry wheat brew beer that tastes like soda. The alcohol can barely if at all be tasted and has about the same alcohol content as your average beer. Most likely named after the weed by the same name. A six pack runs for about $7.50 so it is definitely not a cheap drunk.

I'm sick of drinking this nasty, cheap beer, lets pick up some delicious purple haze instead.

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purple neckasaurus

a noun for the one thing a person requests from a list of items that is unavailable or unaccessible

Waitress: We have vanilla ice cream, strawberry shortcake, and chocolate brownies.

Tom: But you don't have any coconut ice cream??

James: Gosh! She would of said coconut ice cream if there WAS coconut ice cream!! What a purple neckasaurus

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Purple Pancake

When you squeeze the circulation out of a pair of rather large titties, and they begin to turn purple.

Secretary Clinton likes it real kinky. She had me give her the purple pancakes.

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mellow purple

(1)Mellow yellow but purple
(2)A more suttle purple like a I'm sittin on the couch admiring my purple walls as I watch the cat take a shit right in front of me type of purple.

I just shit in my Barney the Dinosaur costume Fred, it’s no longer just purple it’s more of a mellow purple.

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Purple end

The enflamed bulbus end of a penis that resembles a German soldiers helmet.

Example 1: "I gave Sally the purple end for the first time last night, she loved it"

Example 2: "Bugger off and dont come back you little cunt or i will shove my purple end up uor arse"

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Purple Flurp

Suck a dudes dick so hard it turns purple then you flip his ass over and do the same to the Asshole

I gave him such a purple flurp he couldn’t walk or shit right for a week

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Purple rain

Another name for Fentanyl-street term used in the MIDWEST.

Do you have that purple rain?

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